Sometimes, things aren’t as they seem. This episode of The
Terrorist Therapist Show brings you three stories that share
the common theme of bewildering and troubling mis-identities.
First, we look at the Navy’s latest recruitment fiasco, justly
panned by Robert J. O’Neill, a decorated Seal team member,
who helped kill Osama Bin Laden. When he heard about their
plan to use Harpy Daniels, a drag queen, as their ‘digital
ambassador’, to try to meet their quota of new recruits, he
said, “I can’t believe I fought for this bulls**t!… China is going
to destroy us!” And so are terrorists, if our military doesn’t stop
putting woke before more serious recruiting and training.
Second, we look at the tragedy in France, where a Syrian
migrant went on a rampage stabbing toddlers in a park, while
screaming, “In the name of Jesus Christ!” instead of the usual
terrorist cry of “Allahu Akbar!” (which doesn’t mean ‘God
is great’, but rather ‘Allah is greater than your God!’). As usual,
the media has been trying to avoid calling this a terrorist
attack, but people who knew him have come forward to say
he’s not the ‘Christian terrorist’ he pretended to be, but rather
a ‘madman of Allah’.
Third, we look at Tareena Shakil, an ISIS bride, who left the
UK at 26 to follow the siren song of Fabio, a handsome ISIS
fighter who she met online. Hoping to marry him, she dragged
her baby with her to the frontlines, but was shocked at what
she found. After serving time in a UK prison, she’s now an
online fashion influencer, hoping to find a designer to sponsor
her, and in this topsy turvy world, she just might.
